• Consistancy is next to Godliness.
  Apologies to my father for the following which I usually attribute to him:
• My father taught me to call a spayed a spayed and a bitch a bitch.
• "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, DON'T EXAGGERATE."
  This is more up George's line
• "Weight's what broke the wagon down."
• "Don't let school get in the way of your education."
  An oldie, but goodie:
• Up the proverbially polluted estuary without a primary means of propulsion.

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