BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL

• The Genesis
• The Birth of the BOFH
• Still Birthing the BOFH
• Part One
• Part Two
• Part Three
• Part Four
• Part Five
• Part Six
• Part Seven
• Part Eight
• Part Nine
• Part Ten
• THE BOFH lives - Part Eleven
• Part Twelve
• Part Thirteen
• The Bastard Systems Manager from Hell
  • Part One
  • Part Two
• The BOFH rides again - Part Fourteen
• Part Fifteen
• The BOFH goes to Britain - Part One
• The BOFH goes to Britain - Part Two
• The BOFH returns
• The last BOFH

  NEW! THE BOFH RETURNS

• The B.O.F.H. is back ...
• The B.O.F.H. trips up ...
• The B.O.F.H. gives advice ...
• The B.O.F.H. gets non-PC ...
• The B.O.F.H. is on a buying mission ...
• The B.O.F.H. wreaks his revenge ...
• The B.O.F.H. gets a new boss ...
• The B.O.F.H. defines his territory ...
• The B.O.F.H. and 'budget constraints'...
• The B.O.F.H. and the 'C' word ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the engineer ...
• The B.O.F.H. seeks sweet revenge ...
• The B.O.F.H. retailiates ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the wheelchair ...
• The B.O.F.H. spreads peace and good will ...
• The B.O.F.H. sees in the New Year ...
• The B.O.F.H. has an appraisal ...
• The B.O.F.H. educates a PFY ...
• The B.O.F.H. almost meets his match ...
• The B.O.F.H., the user and the printer ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the salesman ...
• The B.O.F.H., the boss and the bribe ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the ioniser ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the cruise control ...
• The B.O.F.H.'s Black Wednesday ...
• The B.O.F.H. seeks more revenge ...
• The B.O.F.H. has a counselling session ...
• The B.O.F.H.'s boss has an 'accident' ...
• The B.O.F.H. wants to re-cable ...
• The B.O.F.H. does some Future Planning ...
• The B.O.F.H. averts a takeover ...
• The B.O.F.H. meets an unexpected guest ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the CEO's pet project ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the PFY's raise ...
• The B.O.F.H. puts in for an award ...
• The B.O.F.H. wins the day in France ...
• The B.O.F.H. joins an agency ...
• The B.O.F.H. plays safe ...
• The B.O.F.H. suffers from phone trouble ...
• The B.O.F.H. has heated exchange with the boss ...
• The B.O.F.H. becomes a contract killer ...
• As the B.O.F.H. explains, dummies don't grow on trees ...
• The B.O.F.H. attempts some artistic expenses ...
• The B.O.F.H. puts a price tag on user access ...
• The B.O.F.H. puts in a day on the helpdesk ...
• The B.O.F.H. and his pimply sidekick spread their network of misery ...
• The B.O.F.H. brings the anoraks back to earth ...
• The B.O.F.H. avoids a team-building weekend ...
• The PFY battles it out with the B.O.F.H. ...
• Beancounter central takes vehement action ...
• The B.O.F.H. bides his time to unravel a mess ...
• Don't let the Boss set up a network ...
• Infiltration of the e-mail system ...
• The B.O.F.H. engages in some underhand practices ...
• Ever tempted to play computer games at work?
• Encryption is forced on the Bastard ...
• The PFY falls under a spell ...
• Where do you find a new PFY when you want one?
• A visit from the auditors ...
• A little light fraud ...
• The bean counters try to get sneaky ...
• The B.O.F.H. masters the world of personalisation ...
• The Boss gets all safety-minded ...
• The B.O.F.H. puts in a week on the Helldesk ...
• The B.O.F.H. won't 'wear' the Boss's ideas ...
• The B.O.F.H. is labelled Politically Unsound ...
• The B.O.F.H. and PFY go on some site visits ...
• The B.O.F.H. and PFY help sort out a rival's PSIC problems ...
• The B.O.F.H. wins an award from his peer group ...
• It really hits the fan as the tables turn ...
• The Bastard puts his newest protege through a rather nasty baptism ...
• Who said management was easy? ...
• A burnt server gets things off to a good start ...
• The Bastard goes along to do some, err ... research ...
• The Bastard Operator From Hell is off to the movies ...
• The PFY is hardly the life and soul ...
• Members of the new stripy shirt brigade are full of beans and raring to go ...
• Local culinary delights with the Bastard ...
• The Bastard Operator From Hell and the Paintball session ...
• The PFY takes the 'how to be a Bastard Operator From Hell' test ...
• The B.O.F.H. is given lessons in how to be a shiny happy IT manager ...
• A little sabotage is in the offing ...
• The B.O.F.H. goes on a trade show outing ...