My name is Halard Conley

These are my best friends Jack and Bob


Here are some reasons why Jack is my best friend:

  1. Jack smells like cheese
  2. He has a boul movement infection
  3. Jack loves me for ho I am

This is the only reason why I like Bob:

  1. Beef Jerky on the 4th of July makes sally a happy girl

The Symbolic Birth of my roomate Troy


Here are all my favorite actors:



The Wall of David


David and I jammin at the beach one day before basic

David picking me up just in time for Prom Night......what a night

David and I chillin in front of The Pink Dragon

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