Boy am I lazy!!!!

I am lazy.  I'm not just lazy as in couch potato lazy, I am lazy in many different ways.
 
I start off my days on a bad note right off the bat.  I dislike waking up in the mornings and I consider it to be a grueling task every time I do it.  I try anything  possible to sleep more.  Even if I have something to do in the morning, I will consider it less important than sleep.  I've hit the snooze button to the point my alarm clock realizes that I'm not waking up and doesn't buzz.  Because of that, I strategically place my alarm clock as far from my bed as possible so it will require me to get up and walk all the way across the room.  I've sacrificed breakfast for more sleep than I could imagine..  I don't have time to make it to the cafeteria before class because I was using that time to get ready for class and wash up.  That means during class I'm starving all the time and all I can think about is food and what they're serving for lunch that day.
 
The reason I am so tired in the morning is because I sleep so late.  I sleep late because I procrastinate all my school work until the night when I'm panicking to get it all done.  I don't recall a time where I've worked on something a couple of days in advance.  Even if it is a paper assigned ten weeks in advance that counts as half my grade, I will most likely start it the day before it's due.  It's not because I enjoy cramming, it's because I always feel confident that I can get it done in a short period of time.  Or in other words, I'm just too lazy.  Fortunately, my grades haven't been affected by this.  I recall writing a history paper with a presentation the night before and I still got an A.  The paper was supposed to be eight to ten pages long with a  20-25 minute presentation including visuals such as posterboards and pictures.  The requirements were high, yet I still held it off to the day before.  I've done this so much that I'm beginning to feel that I work best the day before.  (Even this paper right before you is being typed up at around five in the morning!)  I'll never learn my lesson.
 
My laziness doesn't only affect me when I'm at home doing work, but also in the classrooms.  My attention span is very brief.  My mind has a tendency to think of other things that happen to be in my mind at the time.  My mind thinks of all sorts of things when I'm spacing out, from food to sleeping.  If my mind wandering goes on too long, I sometimes fall asleep.  I think because my sleeping patterns are so distorted, that I am always sleepy.  Yawning is like a disease to me.  I've had a few moments where I yawn over and over again until my eyes are so watery that everything is blurry.  Kids in school changed one of my many nicknames from Philsberry Doughboy to Philsberry Sleepyhead!
 
My laziness has seriously impacted my eating habits.  My mother taught me to cook a few dishes because she wanted me to be able to eat some good food when I went off to college.  But I would so much rather eat instant food even though it doesn't taste as good.  I stocked up on instant rice, instant mashed potatoes, instant soup, and instant noodles for my dorm room.  I feel like it's a hassle for me to chop, cook, wait, when I could just throw some stuff in, wait ten minutes, and eat.  The dishes my mother taught me to make taste so much better, but I don't feel enough energy to actually go about and make it.
 
The problem with all the instant food is that a lot of it isn't that healthy.  That requires for me to exercise but that's pushing it.  I'll occasionally do my jogging, push-ups, and sit-ups, but I could never make a habit of working out until it becomes second nature.  I don't feel a motivation to workout.  The worst thing is that my metabolism isn't that high so I have to get active once in a while.  If I didn't, I would probably be very round and very plump.
 
Laziness has been a part of me most of my life, but I can never seem to get over it.  I even resolve every year to get over my laziness but I never stick to it.  I always forfeit after the first few weeks.  Hopefully, in the future, I will change my ways and finish my work before twelve, sleep early, eat food that requires some cooking skills, and get in some more physical activities.  But right now, it doesn't seem like it will be anytime soon.  Lazy, huh?