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Order List: Dres list of things to do to a Roomate I dont like.

find a solution to expensive gas..tell nobody.
collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one
   after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait
   a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to
   your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
Mantain the best hair cut on campus, let everybody without a hair cut as good as mine feel jealous, sad and lift out.

Teach the foreign exchange students, Jamaican Patio, Ceorle, Southern slang and Urban Ebonics

Insist that I'am are a vegetarian and protest anytime my roommate eats
   meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed
   holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If heasks about
   the wrappers, say I know nothing about them.
very Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate
you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home.
Unpack everything and go to sleep

Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
   start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room
   with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant,
   but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours
of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of
him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer.
Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the
building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too,
explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.

While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows
how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the
room with concern.

Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights
andgo to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you
can come out now."

Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take
notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your
roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"

Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one
that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."

Unorder List : Things Dre will do before he dies.

Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the
country" and run off.
Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
   very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas."
   If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the
   first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
2. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it
is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE.
Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on
a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera"until
they drag you away.

As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing
famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light,
look around and pretend to be confused.

Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to
   basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about
   a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been
   taking steroids. Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about and
   hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.

92. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you.
Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos
just aren't what they used to be."

93. Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to
   be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on
   his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake
   hit, but only on one side of the room.

94. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your
forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.

95. Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate
that the lobster is making up his own rules.
62. Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then
   stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on
   the videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."
63. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside
   it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week,
   report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your
   roommate.
64. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take
   notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your
   roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"
65. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one
that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."
66. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. ("Frank Johnson! Oh, wow!
837-9494! Holy cow!")
67. Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed.
   Ifyour roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with
   you anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her
   shadow.
68. When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell,
"Oh, you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.
96. Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them,
   and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day.
   Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a
   self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king
   of the pancakes has been taking bribes.Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the
   hall.
   99. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set
   up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel
   spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your
   roommate to apologize to the camel.
100. Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that they're
   for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate
   is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of
   the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that
   you know what the Sandman's teeth marks look like and that those are, in
   fact, not the Sandman's teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the
   room.

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